Author Archives: Lake

Majors that Should Exist

Posted on January 25, 2012 by Lake

With the introduction of “Global Affairs”, which is practically an exact synonym for “International Studies”, as a major, it looks like anything goes. Here are some of our suggestions. Continue reading →

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Girls Age 13-17 Wanted

Posted on December 18, 2011 by Lake

A suspicious sounding advertisement for research subjects: “Girls Age 13-17 Wanted” Continue reading →

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YD”N”: NHPD could Lose Liquor License

Posted on October 14, 2011 by Lake

As they damn well should.  We’re tired of all these drunken raids. This Freudian slip of YD”N” copyediting spotted by former Rumpus editor Kai Thaler ’09.

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What Freshman Orientation Probably Includes These Days

Posted on September 6, 2011 by Lake

Now that I’m a self-righteous senior with one foot out the door of academia, I look back at the freshmen and wonder what they’re teaching these little bastards these days. It may surprise you to hear that I’m no FroCo, so I’m not quite sure what freshman orientation consists of nowadays. But here are my guesses of what FroCos must be teaching them, judging from the behavior of these littluns around campus. Continue reading →

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Federalist Party Table Tent

Posted on January 16, 2011 by Lake

We love dumb table tents! You may have seen some around advertising the Federalist Party, a new YPU party. From what I hear, they broke off from the Tory Party to be even more conservative. I’m not quite sure about … Continue reading →

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Yale Dining Table Tent Fail

Posted on October 18, 2010 by Lake

Someone should tell them about TinyUrl.com.

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