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Rumpus loves watching young love blossom right before its very eyes, so when we saw freshmen totally taking advantage of the opportunity that “Freshman Screw” presented them, we were thrilled. Their positive “when-life-hands-you-lemons, make-lemonade” attitude that made the best out of a drunken fall shows the true optimism that only the freshman class has. Even though we are extremely hopeful that this is not a one-time deal and that this type of hookup takes place every week at Wednesday night Toads, we do wonder what hooking up on the floor of Commons is really like. All we know is that this type of hookup not only takes tenacity and dedication, but agility and the intense ability to love. So… Happy Valentine’s Day and we hope to see you, “khakis” and “turquoise top”, at Barcelona at 8PM tonight!