Majors that Should Exist

With the introduction of “Global Affairs”, which is practically an exact synonym for “International Studies”, as a major, it looks like anything goes.  Here are some of our suggestions.

• Intergalactic Studies
• Motel Management
• Theoretical Rodents
• Political Correctness
• Hydroponics
• Functional Alcoholism
• Football
• Musicals
• Communication (It’s no more ambiguous than Humanities.)
• Juggalo Studies
• Taylor Swift Studies
• Consulting
• Chinese Language & Accents
• Money Juggling
• Applied Farmville
• Acronym Studies

Now that we think of it, some of them might be better as minors (that’s what she said?).  But you get the point.