Monthly Archives: September 2011

Rumpus’ 2011-2012 Optimistic Bucket List/Actual Bucket List

1.) Win Trivia Night at Anna Liffey’s/go to Anna Liffey’s 2.) Hook up with James Franco/see James Franco 3.) Get on a first name basis with the bouncer at Toad’s/Not get carded by the bouncer at Toad’s 4.) Persuade Mary … Continue reading

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Freshman Recipe for Disaster- How to Screw Yourself and No One Else

Rumpus is uniquely qualified to tell you about all the things that can screw up your upcoming school year, because- let’s be honest- we’ve done all of them. We ended our freshman year broke, broken up with, and broken out. … Continue reading

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What Freshman Orientation Probably Includes These Days

Now that I’m a self-righteous senior with one foot out the door of academia, I look back at the freshmen and wonder what they’re teaching these little bastards these days. It may surprise you to hear that I’m no FroCo, so I’m not quite sure what freshman orientation consists of nowadays. But here are my guesses of what FroCos must be teaching them, judging from the behavior of these littluns around campus. Continue reading

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